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This programme contains
strong language and adult humour

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I can't come over here every day,
and this is urgent.

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You've got to bring down your
spending dramatically.

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Yeah. I just like nice stuff.

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Like, I've got a visceral
aversion to cheap shit.

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You spent $36,500 on brunch.

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You haven't had the brunch
at Snap, have you?

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You've spent close to
$14,000 on crystals!

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Over 12 months!

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But you're making it sound bad

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because you're
adding it all together.

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Like, when you grow up with
no money,

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and then you get a
big chunk of money,

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you've got to, like, spend
the poverty out of your system.

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Do you know what I mean?
Like, to celebrate. The only way

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to safeguard you from your own
spending is to declare bankruptcy.

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As in a public declaration?

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So everyone would know?

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Nah, man! That don't sound like
a good idea.

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What, I'm just going to put
that out into the universe?

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I don't know about the universe,
Mia, but here in the USA,

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you are in a lot of debt,

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and your options are very limited.

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So, would I just be bankrupt

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here, in...  in this country?

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Yes.

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Huh.

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just what you sow

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you make, you have to pay"

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Yeah, Sebastian, could we get
another bottle of champagne?

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Thank you very much.

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So, what do you want?

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What do I want?
I'm just trying to have a catch-up.

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Oh, yeah? Yeah!
See how you're doing,

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see if you see any of the girls.
Like, are any of them working?

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God, no. No.

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You know Sian? She's working
in Marks and Spencer's now,

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which is a right pain in my arse.
It's the closest one to the office

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and I can't bring myself
to go in there now,

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you know what I mean?
To see her little face.

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So, anyway, what about you?
I came to that, er, gala of yours.

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What was it, bulimia or something?

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Bulimia. Yeah, yeah.

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And then, boom, you were gone.
Well...  

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..surprise, I'm back!

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Yeah, man, I'm like, erm,
open for bookings. Ha-ha!

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THEY CHUCKLE

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That's a joke, right?

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Yeah, I don't know, is it? Erm...  

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Erm...  

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Oh, yeah?

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OK.

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Old friend of mine
called yesterday...  

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Yeah? ..asking if I'd
any girls available.

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I suspect the money will be good

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and, er, under the table,

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thank you very much. She's, like,
a power lesbian. You know?

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Designer or lifestyle or something.

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Loves her dogs. Oh. Yeah. Um, do you
want me to, er, make some enquiries?

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Yeah! Yeah? Yes.

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Sweet. Right, I'll hit her up.

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See what she says. In the meantime,

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I am going for

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some dessert, if you're interested!

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Yeah, go on, then. Yeah?

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I'll see you in a second.

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Top-up? Yes, please.

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Thank you.

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I'll just get your bill, madam.

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Aah!

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How did you get to Budapest, Tom?

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No, listen, Tom.
Listen to me, listen!

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Stop panicking. She has never

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missed a day on a job. Hang...  

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Just hang on for one sec, Tom...  

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Here you are, there's Colombia's

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finest there. I'll bell you later.

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Good to see you.

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..No, Tom, just get on a plane.

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I don't care if she has to go
via Melbourne, Australia.

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And how was the meal, madam?

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I trust it was all good? Well...  

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..I found a hair in my salad.

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But the meal is finished.

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Well, yeah, because I had to eat
the meal to reveal the hair.

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Sis, this is Afro hair.

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Bruv, what's your point?

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This is YOUR Afro hair.

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Oh, my days!

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Oh. Listen... Da-da-da!

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All right,

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I know this has absolutely nothing

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to do with you. Yeah?

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So you have that. No, there's no...

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My brother. My brother! Take that.

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That's you. Go on,

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take it, take it, take it.
I'm going to pay for the drinks,

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but what I won't be doing is

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paying for food that came with hair.

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OK? You know why?
Cos it's disgusting!

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OK?

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Obviously, not you, but...

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Nasty!

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Fuck off!

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swag on, I'm dripping

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a hot boy, come my way for a minute

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up the sauce and spill it...

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Joey! Surprise!

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I'm back! I'm just going to jump in
a taxi over to your house.

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I'm just finishing off a work thing.

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My battery's about to die,
though, right?

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But I'll see you soon, you shlaaaag!
PHONE ALERT

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50 fucking pounds?

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Fuck off!

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SHE SIGHS

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SHE SNIFFS

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SHE COUGHS

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She's back, she's back, she's back!

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I'm still coming, I'm still coming.
I'm taking ages.

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Like, got a little bit sidetracked.
London's proper big, innit?!

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I forgot! It's, like,
proper invigorating.

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Everyone's so friendly.

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Oh, I can't wait to see you.
I'm so excited.

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I told you I'm working tomorrow,
innit? She's booked,

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she's back and she's busy! Told you
I'm doing a lifestyle shoot, innit?

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Did I tell you I'm doing
a lifestyle shoot?

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Yeah, I'm doing some lifestyle shoot
tomorrow. Put the kettle o...  

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Do you know what? Fuck that.
Put the wine on, babes!

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I can't wait to see ya! Mwah!

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Babes, this is taking a little bit
longer than I thought, actually.

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Might have taken a bit of a detour.

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DOG BARKS IN DISTANCE

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WOMAN: Well, how many
you got coming?

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You don't even know, do you?

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Look at the state of you! You could
have worn something better.

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Excuse me? For fuck's sake!

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I thought you said it was
only going to be just me!

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You can't keep your fucking mouth
shut about anything, can ya?

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Sorry to interrupt,
I seem to have got a bit lost.

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My phone's run out of battery.
I was wondering if

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maybe I could use yours, or if I
could charge my phone up in your car

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for, like, five minutes? Android
or iPhone, darling? It's iPhone.

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You don't look like the
Android type. Thank you.

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Here, everything you need's in here.

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Look, there's mints, water,
and there's the cable. All right?

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We like to keep the engine on.
It keeps the bonnet warm for me.

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Thank you. I really appreciate this.
No problem, sweetheart.

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Listen, you'd best be careful -

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some fucking weirdos out there.

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Come on, Barry.

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Lovely.

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PHONE BUZZES

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Hello? Jo!

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Mia.

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I tried to call you back.
Are you in the country?

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Yes.

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Listen, would you be able
to come and pick me up?

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I'm a bit stuck. You OK?

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Kind of...  
Er, yeah. Just drop me a pin.

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Oh, my God. Nice one!

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Who was that? Just go back to sleep.

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RECORDING: Welcome. This calming
meditation will help you relax

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at the end of your busy day.

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That's it. Yeah, that's it.

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That's it, that's it! Simply follow
my voice to unwind and de-stress.

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Try and take a moment.

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Barry, are you watching?

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MAN: She is, as well, look at that!

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You'll hear the sounds of nature.

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Aah. You've got quite big feet,
haven't you?

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In this very moment,
what do you feel?

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Find nature's rhythm.

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CAR HORN TOOTS

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That's it.

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Hey!

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What the fuck?! I'm off now. Ta-ta,
darling. Barry, see you later!

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Make sure you get home safe.
BARRY: See you. Take care.

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Am I happy to see you!

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Thank fuck for pins. Ah!

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So many questions right now!

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Right? Like, I don't think a suede
Ugg is a good dogging shoe.

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Agreed. If you're going for
multipurpose, then a Croc

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is obviously the shoe to wear.
Should probably kill the lights,

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though, it might be a bit
off-putting. It's dogging.

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Us watching is the whole point.

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Oh, that's it!

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Oh. Oh, I'm exhausted! I really am.

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Right, then, what, er...  
What hotel are you at?

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Can I stay at yours? At mine?

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How comes you're not in Soho?
I just...  thought...  

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..I could...  stay at yours.
Just hang out. Babes.

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Cleo's at home, asleep.

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Ah! The fiancee. Mm.

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Well, I'm not trying to sleep with
you guys in bed.

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I could just, er...  
I'll sleep on the sofa.

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Yeah, she's not really
a morning person,

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so it might be best
for you to meet properly.

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Unless it's an emergency?

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No. Oh! It's not an emergency.

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Yeah, man, listen, just...  just
drop me into town, then.

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Mm-hm. Mm-hm.

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BARRY: Yeah. Oh...  

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They're really going for it, innit?
Yeah, man.

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I hope she's got some Canesten.
Right?!

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Who is it?

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It's Mia.

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All right, Mum?

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Am I dead? What...  ?
What's the occasion?

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I got flown in for a job and I
thought I'd come and say hello. Aw!

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You going to let me in, then?
Yeah, yeah, come in!

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Where are they putting you up?

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Nowhere. I thought
I'd come and stay with you.

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SHE CHUCKLES

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That's a good one!

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Cup of tea, yeah? Yeah, thanks.

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I've only got normal milk.
Is that all right? Yeah.

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Who's that? Who?

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That? Oh, that's Ella.

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Ella? You remember
Tracey downstairs?

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What, Scaggy Squirrel?
What's Scaggy Squirrel?

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Scaggy Squirrel.
You don't remember Scaggy Squirrel?

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When a turf war nearly erupted

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because she said the squirrel
stole the stash from the bush!

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But they did. Fuck off, Mum.
Yeah. The squirrels went all didgy,

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started attacking the kids,

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and they had to call the council
to tranquillize 'em.

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Hmm. So that's her little girl?

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Mm. Oh.

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Tracey went Awol, as per, and then
she just came to stay the night,

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one night, when her electric ran out
and, yeah, never left.

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What, so she lives here? Yeah.

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Where? Well, in your old room.

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Ah.

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Since when?

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About a year, year and a half.

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You never said.

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You never called.

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Right, do you know what?
I'm going down the market.

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Have you got a tenner?

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I've only got a £20 note.

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Oh, well, will you lend me £20?

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Oh, come on, Mia.

255
00:15:23,320 --> 00:15:25,400
What the fuck is wrong with you?

256
00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,080
Thank you very much.

257
00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:30,960
There you go.

258
00:15:30,960 --> 00:15:33,880
All right. Er, yeah,
so I'll be a couple of hours,

259
00:15:33,880 --> 00:15:36,520
but if you leave before I get back,
just turn the TV off

260
00:15:36,520 --> 00:15:40,040
and make sure you slam...  
Slam the door hard, yeah. Yes.

261
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,400
Love you!

262
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:42,400
DOOR SLAMS

263
00:15:56,640 --> 00:15:58,840
DOORBELL RINGS

264
00:15:58,840 --> 00:16:00,880
Hello?

265
00:16:00,880 --> 00:16:02,320
Hello, Jemima? Yeah?

266
00:16:02,320 --> 00:16:06,040
It's Mia Sinclair, from
Mills Models. Oh, come on up.

267
00:16:06,040 --> 00:16:08,120
DOOR BUZZES

268
00:16:18,200 --> 00:16:19,600
Hello!

269
00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:21,560
Oh, Mia!

270
00:16:21,560 --> 00:16:24,520
I'm so happy you could make it
at such short notice.

271
00:16:24,520 --> 00:16:26,480
Anything for Mills.

272
00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,560
Wow! This place is lovely.

273
00:16:29,560 --> 00:16:32,400
Are you familiar with Brixton?
Yeah, yeah, I grew up here.

274
00:16:32,400 --> 00:16:35,680
Oh, lucky you.
It's so vibrant, isn't it?

275
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,600
Isn't it?

276
00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,600
DOG BARKS

277
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:39,480
Oh, my darlings, hello!

278
00:16:39,480 --> 00:16:40,600
Hello, girls.

279
00:16:40,600 --> 00:16:42,160
So is it just us here, then?

280
00:16:42,160 --> 00:16:44,760
Um, just us. OK.

281
00:16:45,720 --> 00:16:48,160
So am I going to wear these clothes?

282
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:50,640
Well, it looks that way. Oh.

283
00:16:50,640 --> 00:16:53,080
You are a dog person, Mia?

284
00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:57,200
Sure. Well, get down here, then,

285
00:16:57,200 --> 00:16:58,600
and let them say hello!

286
00:16:58,600 --> 00:17:01,800
My babies, she just wants
to say hello. All right.

287
00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:03,640
Oh, hi. Look at her.

288
00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,040
What's wrong? Oh, nothing.
I'm just...   I'm just not

289
00:17:06,040 --> 00:17:08,760
really into, like, dogs licking my
face, do you know what I mean? Oh!

290
00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:11,680
Don't worry about that.
These dogs are very, very clean.

291
00:17:11,680 --> 00:17:13,720
Yeah? Have a sniff.
Sniff their breath.

292
00:17:13,720 --> 00:17:16,119
Have a good sniff, go on.
Boy! Now, that is because...  

293
00:17:16,119 --> 00:17:18,560
Oh. ..they don't eat any
animal products. Really? Yeah!

294
00:17:18,560 --> 00:17:21,480
Oh, wow. It's their choice. I bet
it is. Um...   Oh, she loves you.

295
00:17:21,480 --> 00:17:23,640
..I'm just going to make
a quick phone call. OK.

296
00:17:23,640 --> 00:17:26,440
One second. If you must. Yeah.

297
00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,200
MESSAGE RECORDING:
This is Mills, leave a message.

298
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:37,320
Mills, what kind of rasclaat
modelling job is this, please?

299
00:17:37,320 --> 00:17:38,800
Can you call me back?

300
00:17:43,040 --> 00:17:46,000
Do you know what? I don't think
I have, like, the full details.

301
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,800
Would you mind
bringing me up to speed?

302
00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:53,880
OK. Well, it's, er, three nights,
four days, 500 cash.

303
00:17:53,880 --> 00:17:55,760
Nights?

304
00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:58,600
So sl...   Sleeping here? Yeah.

305
00:17:58,600 --> 00:18:02,680
In the spare room, with the dogs,
while I'm away. Oh!

306
00:18:02,680 --> 00:18:05,200
Dog sitting! Yes.
In-house dog sitting?

307
00:18:05,200 --> 00:18:07,960
Got it. Here?
What were you thinking?

308
00:18:07,960 --> 00:18:11,720
Pfff! Many things. Oh, my goodness!

309
00:18:11,720 --> 00:18:13,720
Nice!

310
00:18:13,720 --> 00:18:15,960
Oh, and finally,

311
00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,920
I like to keep track of every stool.

312
00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:21,320
So, before you bag up,
I'll need you to send me a picture,

313
00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:23,120
so that I can make sure that
it's healthy.

314
00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:27,680
You want me to send you
pictures of dog do-do?

315
00:18:27,680 --> 00:18:28,760
Exactly.

316
00:18:30,320 --> 00:18:31,840
Come!

317
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,000
Come on!

318
00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:34,000
SHE CHUCKLES

319
00:18:35,040 --> 00:18:36,720
OK.

320
00:18:36,720 --> 00:18:38,080
Bye. Yeah.

321
00:18:39,120 --> 00:18:41,840
Bye. Have a good trip.

322
00:18:41,840 --> 00:18:43,160
Bye-bye!

323
00:18:59,520 --> 00:19:01,120
Ugh!

324
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:06,920
Ah.

325
00:19:14,720 --> 00:19:16,720
Who's this friend?!

326
00:19:16,720 --> 00:19:18,760
I don't think you know 'em.

327
00:19:18,760 --> 00:19:20,760
What are you doing?

328
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:22,640
Laundry.

329
00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:25,040
Isn't there a washing machine?
Yeah. Yeah, there is,

330
00:19:25,040 --> 00:19:28,360
but it's some futuristic shit.
I've got no idea how to use it.

331
00:19:28,360 --> 00:19:29,880
Why don't you just ask her?

332
00:19:29,880 --> 00:19:33,840
She is properly highly strung.

333
00:19:33,840 --> 00:19:35,520
Here, have a look.

334
00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:37,280
Ugh! Uh-huh.

335
00:19:37,280 --> 00:19:38,920
Why? Uh-huh. Why?!

336
00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:42,600
Listen, she insists that
I send her pictures every day

337
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,160
of her dogs' shit,
to check that they're solid.

338
00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:47,320
But they're on a plant-based
diet, mate,

339
00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:50,200
so they're never
fucking solid. Hold on.

340
00:19:50,200 --> 00:19:52,000
What...  what colour is this friend?

341
00:19:53,280 --> 00:19:56,040
She's white, why?
Mia, you're back in Brixton

342
00:19:56,040 --> 00:19:58,320
and you're picking up do-do
for a white woman!

343
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,120
SHE LAUGHS

344
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,120
What is going on with you?

345
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:04,120
She's my friend, all right?
And I don't see colour.

346
00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:05,920
Why don't you just rent somewhere?

347
00:20:05,920 --> 00:20:08,760
It's not like you don't have the
money. Yes, I will, eventually.

348
00:20:08,760 --> 00:20:12,040
But, like, I literally just got
here. Fucking hell! All right.

349
00:20:12,040 --> 00:20:15,360
I'm just saying. You're out here
picking up do-do.

350
00:20:15,360 --> 00:20:16,840
Is this...  ?

351
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,160
Is this cold-press?

352
00:20:19,160 --> 00:20:21,240
It's...   It's giving
concentrate, babes.

353
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:25,040
Uh-uh. No. What? I like it.

354
00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:26,280
Well, you would.

355
00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:34,360
DOG OWNER: Right, let's get this up.
Oh, wait, wait, wait. Oh!

356
00:20:34,360 --> 00:20:38,360
Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop! Sorry?
DOG BARKS

357
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,520
Thank you. Nice one! Oh.

358
00:20:42,520 --> 00:20:43,840
Yeah.

359
00:20:43,840 --> 00:20:45,840
Right, come on, you two.

360
00:20:46,800 --> 00:20:47,920
Hey.

361
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,440
DOG BARKS

362
00:20:51,920 --> 00:20:54,440
Do you want to sit down?

363
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,840
No, thank you.

364
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:56,840
DOG BARKS

365
00:20:56,840 --> 00:20:58,320
Erm...  

366
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:01,640
Shall I walk with you, then?

367
00:21:01,640 --> 00:21:03,600
No, thank you. So you like dogs?

368
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:07,120
Yeah.

369
00:21:07,120 --> 00:21:09,080
Yeah. Don't love 'em, but...

370
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,200
But you like dogs?

371
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:14,280
Yeah.

372
00:21:14,280 --> 00:21:16,480
Uh...   Are you all right?

373
00:21:16,480 --> 00:21:19,040
Don't let them lick your face!

374
00:21:20,360 --> 00:21:22,720
Them dog nasty, you know.

375
00:21:22,720 --> 00:21:25,440
They see how your face pretty.
HE LAUGHS

376
00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:26,880
Hey, wait.

377
00:21:35,200 --> 00:21:36,520
Wait!

378
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:39,280
PHONE BUZZES

379
00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,520
Shit!

380
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,040
Hey! Oh, my darlings!

381
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:58,160
Mama missed my girls! Yes,

382
00:21:58,160 --> 00:21:59,920
I'm here now. I love you, yes.

383
00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:01,760
Yeah! Are you back early?

384
00:22:01,760 --> 00:22:03,120
Do you know what? It's hard to tell,

385
00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,080
because I have made
two new best friends.

386
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,920
Time has flown! Woof!

387
00:22:06,920 --> 00:22:10,240
But, erm, yeah, I'm going to go
pack, then. Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

388
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:12,880
Don't worry. You're booked
till tomorrow, so stay.

389
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:14,520
I've still got to go to
the bank, anyway.

390
00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:18,120
Yeah? All right, then, thanks.

391
00:22:18,120 --> 00:22:20,480
So I thought that
I would make, erm...  

392
00:22:20,480 --> 00:22:21,840
I've got Jerusalem artichokes,

393
00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:24,280
and then broccoli, lentils.
I've got some okra,

394
00:22:24,280 --> 00:22:27,400
and then sort of, you know, whip up
a jollof rice to go with.

395
00:22:28,960 --> 00:22:31,320
How does that sound? Mm.

396
00:22:31,320 --> 00:22:33,360
Yeah. Yeah? Yeah.

397
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:35,960
Good. Why don't you run a bath

398
00:22:35,960 --> 00:22:39,240
and just relax? I mean, baby duty's
over now, isn't it? Ha!

399
00:22:42,520 --> 00:22:45,760
Thank you. Mm.

400
00:22:54,960 --> 00:22:58,680
MUSIC IN BACKGROUND

401
00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:00,600
Hello!

402
00:23:06,520 --> 00:23:08,920
I just forgot my, er, bonnet.
I'm just going to get it.

403
00:23:08,920 --> 00:23:11,680
My-my thing...   One...   One minute.

404
00:23:13,640 --> 00:23:17,360
Not today, sis. Not today.

405
00:23:29,440 --> 00:23:31,840
I really do love that turban.

406
00:23:31,840 --> 00:23:33,680
Thanks.

407
00:23:33,680 --> 00:23:35,200
More wine?

408
00:23:38,120 --> 00:23:40,320
How's the jollof?

409
00:23:40,320 --> 00:23:42,520
Mm! Marvellous.

410
00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,280
Now, that recipe was given to me
when I went to Nigeria

411
00:23:47,280 --> 00:23:50,240
by this lovely young woman
called Adisa.

412
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,720
SHE CHUCKLES

413
00:23:50,240 --> 00:23:51,720
She told me I was

414
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:53,360
the only foreigner
she'd ever given it to.

415
00:23:54,560 --> 00:23:58,040
You must have made
quite an impression.

416
00:23:58,040 --> 00:24:00,080
I'd like to think I did.

417
00:24:04,600 --> 00:24:08,760
Erm, thank you.
It's really...  something.

418
00:24:09,800 --> 00:24:12,200
I'm going to go to bed now.
No, you're not!

419
00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:14,960
No, I'm not?
I know nothing about you,

420
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,000
and since you're still on the clock,

421
00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:20,240
I insist that
you tell me everything.

422
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,320
SHE CHUCKLES

423
00:24:30,960 --> 00:24:33,120
Well, you can...   Oh, OK.

424
00:24:34,480 --> 00:24:36,240
And, you see, I...  

425
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:42,080
I didn't even realise that there was
such a thing as gymkhana.

426
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:45,320
You know, like, beyond
the equestrian gymkhana.

427
00:24:45,320 --> 00:24:47,560
Is it like a kink, or is it...  ?

428
00:24:47,560 --> 00:24:50,640
No-one's getting paid, it's just
women pretending they're ponies?

429
00:24:50,640 --> 00:24:53,200
No, they don't need the money!
It's a bit of fun.

430
00:24:53,200 --> 00:24:57,000
You know, to feel...  feel liberated.

431
00:24:57,000 --> 00:24:59,000
Liberated on all fours?

432
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,640
It's neighing.

433
00:25:00,640 --> 00:25:05,520
Oh, God! It is truly one of the most
freeing experiences of my life.

434
00:25:05,520 --> 00:25:07,920
Oh! Posh people are mad, innit?

435
00:25:07,920 --> 00:25:10,280
SHE LAUGHS

436
00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:14,160
Now, tell me, what do you think
that your pony name would be?

437
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,360
Ooh, ooh...   Oh, come on,
don't be embarrassed.

438
00:25:17,360 --> 00:25:19,960
Come on! No, no, I've just...   I'm
trying to think, I'm thinking. Ah!

439
00:25:19,960 --> 00:25:23,920
I'm Ginger Snaps. Is it? Yes.
Yeah, no, that's...   For reasons

440
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:25,160
that could be revealed.

441
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:28,400
I think that you...  you
look like a Buttercup.

442
00:25:28,400 --> 00:25:31,160
No! You do, you look like
a little Buttercup.

443
00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:34,760
Oh! Sh, sh. Wait, hold...   Wait, no,
is that someone's phone? Is it?

444
00:25:34,760 --> 00:25:37,760
Oh. Is it? It's my phone.
..Hello, phone.

445
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:42,640
Hi! Oh, my God!
Everybody, in an accident?!

446
00:25:42,640 --> 00:25:46,760
What?! Is everything OK?
I don't know, actually.

447
00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:50,360
Oh, Butter...   All right, then. Shit!

448
00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:54,920
Oh, you can...   You can leave
your stuff here, Mia.

449
00:25:54,920 --> 00:25:57,040
No, you're all right.
Thank you, though.

450
00:25:57,040 --> 00:25:59,360
Apparently, it's a very long
healing process

451
00:25:59,360 --> 00:26:01,760
when your mouth's been wired shut.
She's a very talkative person,

452
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,800
so I don't know how long
it's going to take. Oh.

453
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,240
All right. Oh...   OK.

454
00:26:06,240 --> 00:26:08,960
One minute, what about your pay?

455
00:26:08,960 --> 00:26:10,480
I'll get it off Mills!

456
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,640
OK, but...   Bye!

457
00:26:15,080 --> 00:26:16,560
Uh...

458
00:26:22,760 --> 00:26:24,560
You trying to smoke tonight?

459
00:26:24,560 --> 00:26:28,160
Does it look like
I'm trying to smoke tonight?

460
00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,640
Yeah.

461
00:26:43,360 --> 00:26:46,640


462
00:26:46,640 --> 00:26:48,720


463
00:26:48,720 --> 00:26:51,320
All right, now, are you ready?

464
00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,080
Yeah.

465
00:26:58,280 --> 00:27:00,960
Is that it? What do you mean,
is that it? Well...  

466
00:27:00,960 --> 00:27:04,120
Bergamot. Hmm? Rose.

467
00:27:04,120 --> 00:27:07,960
Sage. The notes, Claire, the notes.

468
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:10,760
I can't see anything.

469
00:27:10,760 --> 00:27:12,960
Because it's a feeling.

470
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:15,160
Well, I don't FEEL anything.

471
00:27:15,160 --> 00:27:18,120
What if I told you
it's £70 a bottle?

472
00:27:18,120 --> 00:27:19,360
70 quid a bottle?!

473
00:27:19,360 --> 00:27:22,120
Ah, you feel it now, innit?
Oh, yeah.

474
00:27:23,120 --> 00:27:25,320
Hey, erm, thanks for having me.

475
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:28,720
My options were here, with you,

476
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:31,600
or a night in a crack den. You
wouldn't get much shut-eye there,

477
00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,520
you know. They're proper chatty.
THEY LAUGH

478
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:38,240
How are you finding
being back, then?

479
00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:42,520
Yeah, it's been interesting.

480
00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:46,360
I was out walking some dogs
and bumped into my dad today.

481
00:27:46,360 --> 00:27:48,320
Did you? Mm.

482
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:49,560
How was that?

483
00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:51,840
Yeah.

484
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:55,440
It was nice.

485
00:27:56,960 --> 00:28:01,720
Go on, then, give us
another little spritz. Hey!

486
00:28:03,520 --> 00:28:06,400
Might have one myself. Why not?

487
00:28:06,400 --> 00:28:08,760
SHE EXHALES LOUDLY

488
00:28:08,760 --> 00:28:10,480


489
00:28:17,360 --> 00:28:21,400


490
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,560


491
00:28:26,640 --> 00:28:30,160


492
00:28:30,160 --> 00:28:32,840


493
00:28:32,840 --> 00:28:34,600